It looks like I'll be joining the local ball hockey league this spring, and everybody points out that it's really intense so today I began my Spring Training with a nice Rocky run. Last summer I ran to work nearly everyday and even on the bad days I don't remember this much pain. The first five minutes weren't so bad and then I hit a hill... well, more of an upward incline, and I knew I was going to be in trouble.
Fortunately, I was sticking to the sidewalk for today, so it was mostly level, but after 30 minutes I had a cramp that felt like my kidney was trying to break free so it could die on the side of the road. So it doesn't look good for my next couple weeks. I'm trying to design a run that will end near Tim Hortons so I can relax for a bit after, but I'm not sure how good caffeine is after an hour long run. Well, we'll call it a 15 minute run spaced out with 4o minutes of walking and 5 minutes of hanging onto street sign so as not to fall over in front of all the actual joggers.
I've never gotten a grasp of pacing myself, so I end up picking up speed until I'm exhausted and then trying to keep it up until I'm around the corner, away from any observers so it'll look like I can keep that speed up for the entire run. It also helps to pretend to check your pulse even if you have no clue how to do that, it makes you look pretty pro. And running is all about appearances.
As I get closer to home and sweet rest, I have to pass by a small gym, a gym with large windows and treadmills facing out. Not being a slouch about appearances I turned on the jets to try and impress all the lamers who do their running inside. I turned the corner and the wind picked up every piece of dust and gravel on the road and flung it in my face. Instead of cruising by the windows with a nice breeze in my face, I had to fight my way almost horizontally leaning into the wind, completely blind from all the grit in my eyes. But I managed to not break stride, so I think I showed them how real men run.
Lesson of the day: Appearance isn't everything. Especially if you don't have it.